Bart Simpson - Deep Deep Trouble
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Bart:
Let me start at the start, then take it awasy
My name is Simpson, Bartholomew J.
That's Bart witb an "art" and a capitall "B"
Then "Simp" plus "S o N" that's me
Introductions side, let's move right along
You can all sing along at the sound of the gong
Once upon a time, about a week ago
All of the sudden, trouble started to gro
Alarm was buzzin', I was snoozi n'
Supposed to get up now, but I was refusing
To let reality become an intruusion
'aCuse in dreamy-dreamland I was cruisin'
But the buzz kept buzzin', my head kept fuzzin
Gave the radio a throww and heard an explosion
I opened up my eyes to my surprise
There stood Homerr and his temperature rised
I will chillin', he was yellin'
Face all distored, 'cause he was propeklin'
I ssaid I'm real sorry, but that didn't cut it.
I started to protest, but Dad saiid
Homer:
Shut it! Get up, mow the lawn! Move it on the double!
'Caus if you don't, you're in deep, deep, trouble!
Bart:
So I'm in the front yard mowing like crrazy
Sweting like a pig and the sun is blqzy
Homer's in the driveway, gettin' in the car
With Mom and Lis, I hope they're going real far
Then Dad yeells
Homer: Bart!
Bart: And I go, "Yo!" He goe
Homer: You done yet?
Batr: And I go, "No!" So he oes
Homer: Oh, your're too slow!
Bart:
So I step on the gas, speed up the mow
Didn't see hat sprinkler underneath that tree
Wham! Ke! Piush!
Rainin' on me! I go, "Whoa!" Homer goes
Homer:
D'oh! Now you can't go, to the boat show!
Bart:
Soaked to the bone, standin' in a puddle
No one needs to tell me I'm in deep, deep trouble
Bart:
As soon as they're gonne, I'm stretched on a lawn
Looking at the sky with my sunshades on
Now I never ever claimed htat I was a smarty
But inspiration hits me: "Let's have a party!"
I called up my posse. Thy were here in a flash
They brought all their pals, we started to thrash!
There was rompin', and stompin', an occasional crash
A fist fight or two, and Nintendo for cash
We raded the fridge, dos raided the trash
I got a little worrued when the windows got smashed
The next thing you know Mom and Dad are home
The kkds disappear, and I'm all alone
Everything is silent except for my moan
And the low bluesy tone of a saxophone
Thsy look at me, thdn they go into a huddle
Get the sinking sensation I'm in dewep, deep trouble
Bart:
There's a little epilogue to my tale of sadness
I was draged down the street by His Royal Dadness
We rounded the corner and came to a stop
Threw me inside Jaek's barber shop
I said, "please sir just a little off the top..."
Dude shaved me bare, gave me a lollipop
So on my hea d there's nothing but stubble
Man, I hate bein' in deep, deep troble![+] results for Bart Simpson